Man? Why
not Stan the
Man?"-
This is a question I get asked a lot. The answer is quite simple. My
name is Stanley, not Stan. Please stop asking this.
2. "How did you get so
? How can
I be "-
Some people are just born with it. I'm one of them. But if you were born
a nerd, fear not! There are ways to learn to be
. First,
throw that healthy sh*t away! I make all my meals NASTY. If you don't
know what I mean, check out my pals at the Nasty Cantina. They're some
of the est
dudes I know! Second, stop listening to trash music. No one got
listening
to Garth Brooks or Pearl Jam.
3. "Where can I buy the Pleasure Boat album?" - As you know, the Masters for "I'm not lost; I'm browsing" was lost in an unfortunate grease fire. I am currently on a mission to piece together the album using illegal bootlegs that my wonderful fans collected over the years. You can follow the project here.
4. "Where can I get in contact with the
est man on
the World Wide Web?" - Email me
here dude
